1/15/2024 0 Comments Captain picard sing song barThe three security officers are promptly killed by the natives, and the rest of the landing party is captured. Kirk, Spock, Bones, Sulu, and three security officers beam down. Kirk must make an emergency stop at the next uncharted planet, Alpha Regula IV, to procure a light bulb from the natives. Scotty, after checking around, notices that they have no more new light bulbs, and complains that he can't see in the dark to tend to his engines. Scotty will report to Captain Kirk that the light bulb in the Engineering Section is burnt out, to which Kirk will send Bones to pronounce the bulb dead. Enterprise does it take to change a light bulb? Seven. One to change the bulb and another to defend the empty socket with a bat’leth. How many Klingons does it take to change a light bulb? None. How many Holodeck characters does it take to change a light bulb? None. How many Guardians of Forever does it take to change a light bulb? Since before your sun burned in space, I have awaited that question. How many Founders does it take to change a light bulb? As many as there needs to be. Shuttlecraft don’t last as long as light bulbs. How many Federation shuttles does it take to change a light bulb? None. How many Cardassians does it take to change a light bulb? That depends on how many lights you see. How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb? All of them. But we're not home right now, so leave a message at the tone and we'll assimilate you later. Why did Worf change his hair color? It was a good day to dye.īorg Answering Machine Message: WE ARE BORG. The Klingon version of Gone With the Wind: After all, tomorrow is another The Borg assimilated my species, and all I got Real Trekkers work out at the He's Dead Gym. What does a Romulan frog use for camouflage? A croaking device. To boldly go and watch Star Trek re-runs. Reality is for people who can't handle Star Trek. My other vehicle was assimilated by the Borg. Miramanee was caught between Kirok and a hard place. How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Three: a left ear, a right ear, and a
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